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Elevatoring...

Mon, 06 Sep 2010 00:00 -0400

Our new place has an elevator. Hopefully we won't start to get round in our mid-section.

Sonic Youth - Teen Age Riot

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Skin and Bones

Thu, 02 Sep 2010 00:00 -0400

That cow looks like it needs to eat something. I'm going to sneak back there and feed it a hamburger.

Animals and Men - We Are Machines

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Moo-ness

Mon, 23 Aug 2010 00:00 -0400

We drank some wine in Virginia this weekend and on our way down there was this bull hanging out by a tree. Later on I found a tick on me and obsessed about it for a good hour.
Question: Can you eat a bull? I mean, I know you can...but do people eat bull?

Mudhoney - When In Rome

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Morris-ness

Thu, 19 Aug 2010 00:00 -0400

I was on the floor...so was he.

Mark Lanegan - I Love You Little Girl

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Repetition

Wed, 11 Aug 2010 00:00 -0400

If you stare long enough you'll give yourself a head-ache. Make sure there is someone around to help you if you have a dizzy spell. You don't want to fall and hurt yourself.

Modest Mouse - Ionizes & Atomizes

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Spinning...

Tue, 10 Aug 2010 00:00 -0400

Look at it spin...keep looking at it.

Guerre Froide - Demain Berlin

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Deflation Valve

Wed, 04 Aug 2010 00:00 -0400

This toilet reminds me of an old man named Homer who would stuff pictures of women in bras and panties into a non-functional wall outlet. He would get the pictures out of Sears catalogs. He had a long beard and smoked a lot of cigarettes. He's also probably dead by now.

Five or Six - Another Reason

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Patricking

Tue, 03 Aug 2010 00:00 -0400

Patrick doll rolled around Mandy's back seat for years. He used to say stuff when shaken but his batteries died a long time ago. Every-so-often, we'd hit a bump on the road and he's blurt something out. Maybe I'll rip his stitches out and replace his battery.

Testcard F - If Only If It Wasn't

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ODB...

Mon, 02 Aug 2010 00:00 -0400

Saw this trucker "rig" on I-66 on my way home last week. He's advertising his sexual prowess, I assume.

Sebadoh - Stars for Eyes

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Chris goes to DC...

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:00 -0400

This photograph makes me laugh. Probably because it reminds me of those cartoons where a country kid makes his way to "the big city (Yes, I know DC isn't a city)" with stars in his eyes only to realize it's not all it's cracked up to be. The song is the most fitting one I could find...and God...I hate this song. Well, mostly the bill's voice. He sounds like he has a nice ball sack in his mouth.

School House Rock - I'm Just a Bill

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